Royals Lighter Shade Of Blue: Hate The Royals?

The Royals JV squad continues to be in the race for the final wild card spot after a typical KC come from behind win vs the Seattle Mariners.

This is why people hate the KC Royals.

Not because they win.

Not because they celebrate.

Not because they have too many all-stars.

It’s because they win too many games they had already lost.

Can you imagine all the young fans bawling? We cried like babies in the 60’s when our Maypo was too hot. Kids today have games vs the Royals to weep over. The come from behind Royals make four year olds cry. Kids younger than six should have to leave the room after the seventh inning during any game vs KC.

The 24 year olds reduced to tears over a Royals comeback will probably be okay without any major law changes. Maybe a few misdemeanors about mangling the “Let’s Go Royals” chant, but that’s another subject.

I won’t mention names. (Houston, Toronto, Oakland, NY Mets, etc come to mind.) Try to get a decent room, a stiff drink or a hooker, in those cities wearing a blue KC cap. It ain’t easy. (Thank you @TheVirilView for the research.)

Would the Royals please quit “swing batta batta swinging” at every pitch? Thank you.

If Hillary picks Trump as her VP choice, and Trump picks Hillary’s as his VP choice, the election would be over. We’d just get to vote who gets which room. Hard to get excited about that.

The Royals JV team has really been good. There isn’t a team in MLB even close in talent to the KC Royals if they were 90% healthy. Most of the national writers missed that. Not sure how they did since the Royals were in the last two World Series.

They snuck in the back door I guess.  Maybe they assumed every single player on the 2015 Championship team would suffer a major injury at some point. I have to admit, I missed that.

If this excellent JV team gets Kansas City into the playoffs this year, I pity the fool…

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Let’s Go Royals!