Royals Report: Back To Losing After Friday The 13th Ends
By John Viril

The Royals returned to their losing ways on Saturday night, falling to the Atlanta Braves 5-0 at Kauffman Stadium.
For one of the few times in my life, I’m rather unhappy to have predicted the future. Friday night I—rather cynically—Tweeted the following, hoping that the Kansas City Royals would show me up the next day:
What terrifies me is that we'll wake up tomorrow and find out today's return to normal for the #Royals was a Friday the 13th thing
— John Viril (@TheVirilView) May 14, 2016
See, you guys should all follow me on Twitter because you’ll hear cheery tweets like that during games. I’m fun.
Right now, the KC Royals appear to be caught in a time-loop that has brought back 2012-style baseball. I guess the Baseball Gods got tired of sprinkling their Divine Fairy Dust all over Kansas City and have now forced us to get back to reality.
I can’t say I’m really happy about it.
So, on to my observations about today’s debacle…er, I mean game:
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