The Reviews Are In


Horrific. Nauseating. Repulsive. These are the words once used to describe audience reaction to my performance as the leading man (thanks a lot Mom – it still hurts) in a Norman Elementary School second grade production of “Come Back Little Sheba.” Hey, I’ll admit my interpretation of recovering alcoholic Doc Delaney may not have been as rich and nuanced as Bert Lancaster’s in the 1952 screen version. But I was only seven years old. And in my defense, I’d never actually seen any alcoholic “recover” before (no Mom, I won’t forget the case of Beefeaters next week when I visit you at the nursing home).

Speaking of horrific, how bout them Royals? Hey, I know the old adage is true. The game becomes much easier, the further you are away from the field. And sitting on my sofa in Tampa is pretty far away from Kaufman Stadium. But these Royals are getting as painful to follow as those epic Buddy Bell led teams, an era I prefer to keep stuffed down, buried deep in my subconscious, along with my theatrical reviews.

Anyway, good thing we have Trey Hillman, “…exactly what our organization needs at this point in time”, according to Dayton Moore. No really, I’m not making this up. Royals management has often been described as delusional. Hard to argue otherwise, given that ludicrous statement.

I have a lot of optimism for the Royals future (so what else is new?). We have some talent in the minors, and some key pieces already in place. There is little doubt that Hillman is on his way out. If not soon, definitely by the end of the season. Perhaps what Moore really means is that the Royals organization needs a sacrificial lamb. Why make the sacrifice any sooner than necessary? That will only make the wolves hungry for more, and we all know who’s next on that list.

The fans want to see some trades of veterans for prospects. If nothing else, room must be made for Ka’aihue and Maier (once Ankiel is mended) to get a substantial amount of consistent playing time. This year should be devoted to thoughts of the future. Otherwise, it will be another total loss.

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  • rbt

    C’mon now, really. What do you expect Dayton Moore to say? “Well, I’m not firing Trey Hillman at this time, but wow, he sure isn’t what this organization needs right now?” Just because he says the opposite doesn’t make him delusional; it just makes it what he says.

  • Keaton Krell

    We could go on for days on what makes Dayton more delusional, including or not including this statement. Either way, he’s delusional. Three years for Jose Guillen when no other club would offer him two. Joey Gathright for J.P. Howell and Mike Jacobs for Leo Nunez and the subsequent signing of Farnsworth… Yeah, that’s delusional.

    • Michael Engel

      Yeah that Gathright trade still irks me. As does Nunez. And the Guillen signing, we could have had him for 8-9 million instead but ended up outbidding ourselves because nobody else was really all that interested in him.

      I hope the prospects pan out, because Moore’s strong suit is not constructing a major league roster, but I do like his scouting acumen, at least.

  • Keaton Krell

    Oh, and I didn’t quite connect the dots (as I assume all of us Royals fans won’t need, but I’ll do it anyway), but our bullpen is total crap right now and those could be just three of the reasons why. Thank gosh Ambiorix Burgos killed a dude, because that’s been Dayton’s only trade thus far that looks good. And I’ll repeat that: It took a man killing someone to make a Dayton Moore trade look good.

    • Wally Fish

      Keaton,
      I agree with you but for posterity he did land Alberto Callaspo by shipping Billy Buckner to Arizona. It was a huge gamble at the time, (not because of Buckner’s chances to make an impact, but due to ‘Bert’s off the field issues) but it did work out in Kansas City’s favor.